1 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:37,810 The preacher! 2 00:02:38,740 --> 00:02:40,360 Alexander MacBeath. 3 00:02:47,020 --> 00:02:48,370 Heretics! 4 00:02:48,750 --> 00:02:50,410 Pluckless scunners! 5 00:02:52,030 --> 00:02:53,480 Ah! 6 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,270 Ya fud! 7 00:03:00,730 --> 00:03:02,560 No, George! 8 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:03,700 George! 9 00:03:04,770 --> 00:03:06,870 Staw, I'll spaive ya! 10 00:03:14,530 --> 00:03:15,600 What time is it? 11 00:03:48,740 --> 00:03:51,430 Yes! 12 00:03:52,850 --> 00:03:54,020 Aye, I thought so. 13 00:03:54,060 --> 00:03:56,300 That auld spinster is nae gonna miss this. 14 00:03:56,330 --> 00:03:57,920 Ha'ing a picnic, pet? 15 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,580 Did you go to the last one? 16 00:03:59,610 --> 00:04:00,890 No, terrible. 17 00:04:00,930 --> 00:04:02,340 They died straight away. 18 00:04:02,380 --> 00:04:04,410 Didn't even see 'em shite themsel'. 19 00:04:05,590 --> 00:04:07,760 You're no' a covenanter, are ye? 20 00:04:08,310 --> 00:04:09,660 You think he's a holy man? 21 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,590 He'll be "holey" when they're done wi' him. 22 00:04:12,830 --> 00:04:14,840 Aw, ya bam, ye reek of fish. 23 00:04:14,870 --> 00:04:17,080 Of course I do, ya ninny. I'm a fishwife. 24 00:04:17,110 --> 00:04:18,870 Silence! 25 00:04:22,710 --> 00:04:24,600 This be the heretic... 26 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:26,680 Alexander Macbeath. 27 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:33,920 Some fanatics... may think him a man o' God. 28 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:35,440 A prophet. 29 00:04:37,060 --> 00:04:38,380 A witch! 30 00:04:41,660 --> 00:04:43,730 He is but a man! 31 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:58,360 My God. 32 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:08,370 You're my only fanatic. 33 00:05:09,860 --> 00:05:10,790 Aye. 34 00:05:21,940 --> 00:05:23,660 Will we see each other again? 35 00:05:23,700 --> 00:05:24,840 Aye. 36 00:05:24,870 --> 00:05:25,980 In your dreams. 37 00:05:26,010 --> 00:05:27,630 No! You cannae die. 38 00:05:27,670 --> 00:05:29,810 - On behalf of the King... - We've only just met! 39 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:32,500 I sentence ye to be broken on the wheel. 40 00:05:32,530 --> 00:05:34,740 Yes! 41 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:38,440 Your limbs will be snapped. 42 00:05:38,470 --> 00:05:40,850 Your hands, feet, and baws 43 00:05:40,890 --> 00:05:42,920 parted frae your body 44 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:45,930 and then ye will be hanged at the neck. 45 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:47,550 Wheesht, stop ya baaing! 46 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:49,550 Then burned! 47 00:05:49,590 --> 00:05:50,450 Flayed! 48 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:52,550 Then your head parted from your neck. 49 00:05:52,930 --> 00:05:55,040 And placed on a spike... 50 00:05:55,450 --> 00:05:57,110 at Edinburgh's gates. 51 00:05:59,010 --> 00:06:00,010 Is that everything? 52 00:06:00,220 --> 00:06:01,700 Yes! 53 00:06:03,150 --> 00:06:04,080 Come on! 54 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:07,600 Tie him to the wheel! 55 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:09,090 Heretic! 56 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,470 Let me speak! 57 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:18,820 I had plans... 58 00:06:20,930 --> 00:06:24,860 for something much bigger scale than this. 59 00:06:26,210 --> 00:06:27,520 No matter. 60 00:06:28,900 --> 00:06:32,040 In your dreams, I'll have my immortality. 61 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:36,460 So remember when I say... 62 00:06:36,490 --> 00:06:37,910 - No! - He who lives... 63 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:39,840 No, George! 64 00:06:42,540 --> 00:06:43,540 Hm. 65 00:07:11,150 --> 00:07:12,430 I will... 66 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:15,530 find you. 67 00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:22,510 Kill him! 68 00:07:38,590 --> 00:07:40,700 What an eejit. 69 00:08:44,930 --> 00:08:46,070 I feel... 70 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:49,630 dead inside. 71 00:08:50,870 --> 00:08:53,110 Shall I fetch you a tonic, Mistress? 72 00:08:54,770 --> 00:08:56,670 No. No. 73 00:08:58,260 --> 00:08:59,600 Oh, go on then. 74 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:03,230 What ails thee, Mistress? 75 00:09:03,260 --> 00:09:05,820 It is hard to explain to a servant. 76 00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:09,580 But I shall try... 77 00:09:10,030 --> 00:09:11,270 though it be fruitless. 78 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:13,930 Don't bother yourself, Mistress, I must clean the grate. 79 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:15,960 I have everything I have ever wanted. 80 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:17,900 Fine teeth. 81 00:09:18,380 --> 00:09:19,730 My books. 82 00:09:20,730 --> 00:09:22,000 A handsome house. 83 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:27,110 A hale and hearty husband, who is oft absent, 84 00:09:28,630 --> 00:09:31,010 and any trinket my heart desires, but... 85 00:09:31,950 --> 00:09:34,020 I cannot help but seem to grieve. 86 00:09:34,980 --> 00:09:36,670 For something I have lost. 87 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:39,950 Is it your dil doul, Mistress, for I found it under the bed? 88 00:09:39,990 --> 00:09:42,160 No! It is not my dil doul! 89 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:43,610 Please do not use such a word. 90 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:46,930 If alone, Mistress, there's much to be said for enjoying yourself. 91 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:48,200 It is not mine! 92 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:51,240 Please dust it off and put it back where you found it. 93 00:09:51,690 --> 00:09:54,870 I speak not of the body, Meg, but of the soul. 94 00:09:55,900 --> 00:09:57,320 I am missing something. 95 00:09:58,350 --> 00:10:00,390 And even I know not what it is. 96 00:10:01,180 --> 00:10:03,320 I wish I could find it for you, Mistress. 97 00:10:03,810 --> 00:10:06,430 I do not know that it is possible to fill this hole, Meg. 98 00:10:06,460 --> 00:10:07,810 Do not say it. 99 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,600 Even with a dil doul. 100 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:13,850 It is like a memory... 101 00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:16,230 a yearning. 102 00:10:17,890 --> 00:10:20,170 To return somewhere I have not yet been. 103 00:10:21,930 --> 00:10:23,270 Do you see what I mean? 104 00:10:24,310 --> 00:10:25,620 No. 105 00:10:27,350 --> 00:10:30,660 Of course you do not. You have the mind of a lamb. 106 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:33,250 Mine is not that much bigger, but... 107 00:10:34,150 --> 00:10:35,840 yet still I trouble myself. 108 00:10:37,700 --> 00:10:40,360 We are all prisoners of our destiny, Mistress. 109 00:10:49,260 --> 00:10:51,020 - Can I have that tonic? - Oh. 110 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:01,280 Another. 111 00:11:31,410 --> 00:11:32,480 George... 112 00:12:19,220 --> 00:12:20,220 Mm. 113 00:12:26,260 --> 00:12:27,570 George! No! 114 00:12:29,610 --> 00:12:30,920 George... 115 00:12:32,060 --> 00:12:33,920 Your head. 116 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:37,510 - My head? - Get it measured! 117 00:12:39,060 --> 00:12:41,310 A new wig for the ball, my dove! 118 00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:45,450 One that is not so terrible... small. 119 00:12:47,620 --> 00:12:49,520 Come, Scipio. 120 00:12:50,450 --> 00:12:51,900 Get the door, man! 121 00:12:54,490 --> 00:12:56,080 - Stop! - Whoa! 122 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:57,120 Lester! 123 00:12:58,980 --> 00:13:00,220 Get me out of here. 124 00:13:00,260 --> 00:13:03,020 I was told the wig shop, Mistress. 125 00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:05,090 I wish to take the Epping path. 126 00:13:05,430 --> 00:13:07,540 It's crawling with footpads. 127 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:10,200 We'll take our chance. 128 00:13:47,510 --> 00:13:48,580 Hey, stop! 129 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,830 I said stop! 130 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:52,900 Stop! 131 00:13:52,930 --> 00:13:53,900 Stop! 132 00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:06,910 I know him. 133 00:14:09,710 --> 00:14:11,290 I know him! 134 00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:12,500 Ooh! 135 00:14:13,090 --> 00:14:14,060 Ugh... 136 00:14:18,270 --> 00:14:20,270 Why didn't you stop when I asked? 137 00:14:20,510 --> 00:14:23,270 That Toby would snabble your privy purse. 138 00:14:23,510 --> 00:14:25,240 Chance would be a fine thing. 139 00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,400 I am in love. 140 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:51,920 Is that for me? 141 00:14:54,510 --> 00:14:56,960 Lester! Look how cute! 142 00:14:56,990 --> 00:14:58,270 So beautiful! 143 00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:04,420 Meg. Meg. Meg. 144 00:15:04,450 --> 00:15:06,280 I saw my beloved. 145 00:15:07,730 --> 00:15:09,140 He knew me... 146 00:15:09,970 --> 00:15:11,560 as I know him. I... 147 00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:14,080 do not know how it is possible, but... 148 00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:16,010 it is no dream. 149 00:15:16,050 --> 00:15:17,360 Shh, Mistress! 150 00:15:17,390 --> 00:15:19,190 But I fear your death. 151 00:15:19,430 --> 00:15:20,500 I know not why. 152 00:15:22,260 --> 00:15:23,570 Meg, I was dead. 153 00:15:24,570 --> 00:15:26,200 But now I am reborn. 154 00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:28,920 What have I to fear? 155 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,650 Your husband. 156 00:15:32,690 --> 00:15:33,760 Yes, there is that. 157 00:15:33,790 --> 00:15:36,170 He's asked me to warm the marital bed. 158 00:15:37,690 --> 00:15:39,140 Oh, my Lord... 159 00:15:39,170 --> 00:15:40,490 Yes, yes, he is. 160 00:15:41,110 --> 00:15:42,180 No... 161 00:15:42,210 --> 00:15:43,490 Oh, what am I to do? 162 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:45,010 Your duty. 163 00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:47,490 Meg, why would you say such a thing! 164 00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,500 - I'm a servant. - He's a dog! 165 00:15:49,530 --> 00:15:51,600 Meg! I cannot explain it. 166 00:15:52,220 --> 00:15:53,430 He's a dog... 167 00:15:56,020 --> 00:15:57,370 Save yourself. 168 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:52,730 Are you loyal to me? 169 00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:57,080 Good. 170 00:16:57,110 --> 00:16:58,320 Good girl. 171 00:17:04,850 --> 00:17:08,130 Every dog has his day. 172 00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:36,530 It saddens me to see a pretty bird caged. 173 00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:40,120 How else would one enjoy the bird? 174 00:17:40,430 --> 00:17:42,330 I'm not talking about the bird. 175 00:17:42,370 --> 00:17:43,750 Well, what are you talking about? 176 00:17:43,780 --> 00:17:45,270 I'm talking about you, madam. 177 00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:47,370 Why don't you just say "you" instead of a bird? 178 00:17:47,410 --> 00:17:48,510 It was a metaphor. 179 00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:49,790 I don't understand what that is. 180 00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:51,200 It doesn't matter. 181 00:17:53,650 --> 00:17:56,620 God made me a shadow, Mistress. 182 00:17:57,310 --> 00:18:00,590 Sometimes it serves me, more often it does not. 183 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,770 Well, you're not a slave. 184 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,490 We're all slaves, Mistress. 185 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:08,810 I am not. 186 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:19,440 En garde. 187 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,380 Scipio, um... 188 00:18:26,510 --> 00:18:28,620 you know I'm your mistress? You should not beat me. 189 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:30,790 Man's fortune turns on a wheel. 190 00:18:30,830 --> 00:18:33,350 Those at the bottom will one day be on the top. 191 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:34,800 And vice versa. 192 00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,420 Yes, but a woman will never be on top. 193 00:18:37,460 --> 00:18:38,770 Not in my experience. 194 00:18:42,910 --> 00:18:44,700 Don't you want to try freedom? 195 00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,570 I like my dresses. 196 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:48,780 I like my gardens, and my books. 197 00:18:48,810 --> 00:18:50,160 I like owning things! 198 00:18:53,270 --> 00:18:54,650 You could overthrow him. 199 00:18:55,340 --> 00:18:56,680 No, he's very fat. 200 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,790 He will not own me! 201 00:19:00,930 --> 00:19:02,860 You know what happens to revolutionaries. 202 00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:03,860 What? 203 00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:06,970 - They lose their... - Death is just change. 204 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,310 What are you afraid of? 205 00:19:17,940 --> 00:19:19,430 Fly, my spirit... 206 00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:20,600 fly! 207 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,610 Fly, you cunt. 208 00:19:54,290 --> 00:19:55,500 Come to bed. 209 00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:02,330 I am not a dog, 210 00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:04,720 and I will not be commanded. 211 00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:08,370 What? 212 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,280 She dies at the end. 213 00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:20,770 They always do. 214 00:20:22,910 --> 00:20:24,770 You do not want me to be Enlightened! 215 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,770 I do not, madam! 216 00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:28,880 What good is an Enlightened woman? 217 00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:30,570 Brain rot! 218 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,920 I'd sooner a rotted brain 219 00:20:33,950 --> 00:20:35,880 than a rotted cock! 220 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:52,490 I think this is what they call "burning passion". 221 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:53,700 Hm? 222 00:21:01,430 --> 00:21:04,360 My heart burns wilder than any bonfire. 223 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,220 'Tis an animal! 224 00:21:05,260 --> 00:21:06,950 - I beg you not to do this. - Beast! 225 00:21:06,980 --> 00:21:09,370 Mistress, your beautiful home, your dresses, 226 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:10,950 all your lovely little trinkets! 227 00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:14,440 Pass me the choker. 228 00:21:15,030 --> 00:21:16,340 No. 229 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:18,480 Do you love me? 230 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:51,750 Yes. 231 00:21:52,550 --> 00:21:53,820 Then let me go. 232 00:21:58,450 --> 00:21:59,450 Wait! 233 00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:02,450 Wait! 234 00:22:10,740 --> 00:22:12,810 Again! Once more, Lester! 235 00:22:15,430 --> 00:22:16,330 Again. 236 00:22:17,430 --> 00:22:18,470 Once more, Lester! 237 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:26,750 Again! Once more, Lester. 238 00:22:27,620 --> 00:22:29,030 - Tally-ho! - Ah... 239 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:35,630 Stop! 240 00:22:35,660 --> 00:22:37,140 I said stop! 241 00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:38,590 You hairy buffoon! 242 00:22:40,110 --> 00:22:41,460 It's me he wants. 243 00:22:45,050 --> 00:22:46,360 Stand down! 244 00:22:53,020 --> 00:22:54,400 What a coincidence. 245 00:22:57,540 --> 00:22:58,750 W... What do y... 246 00:22:58,990 --> 00:22:59,960 Ahem! 247 00:23:00,650 --> 00:23:02,000 What do you mean? 248 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:05,070 You wish to rob me? 249 00:23:06,140 --> 00:23:07,660 Well, um... 250 00:23:08,070 --> 00:23:09,040 aye. 251 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:20,430 Thank you. 252 00:23:23,710 --> 00:23:25,090 We have met before. 253 00:23:26,190 --> 00:23:28,850 I think you fancy some other fork. 254 00:23:29,510 --> 00:23:31,060 Well, he looked like you. 255 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:32,990 Smelled like you. 256 00:23:39,270 --> 00:23:41,070 Well, your nozzle looks familiar, 257 00:23:41,970 --> 00:23:43,760 now you come to mention it. 258 00:23:47,250 --> 00:23:49,730 We need a secret codeword, say... 259 00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:51,980 "mushrooms". 260 00:23:52,010 --> 00:23:54,840 I... I don't have a mind for words. 261 00:23:55,260 --> 00:23:56,710 You're right. 262 00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:58,740 Fuck words. 263 00:24:11,620 --> 00:24:13,760 oh, what's she doing now? 264 00:24:14,030 --> 00:24:16,100 That woman is deranged. 265 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:18,760 In my dreams... 266 00:24:20,210 --> 00:24:22,040 women sigh at my name. 267 00:24:23,180 --> 00:24:24,940 Men fill their britches. 268 00:24:25,290 --> 00:24:26,910 I fly like an owl. 269 00:24:26,940 --> 00:24:28,600 - An owl? - Yes. 270 00:24:28,630 --> 00:24:29,700 An owl. 271 00:24:29,950 --> 00:24:31,050 Through the night. 272 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:33,050 And I'm never caught. 273 00:24:33,740 --> 00:24:34,780 Immortal. 274 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:39,750 Alive in the songs that folk sing around the fire. 275 00:24:40,540 --> 00:24:41,820 I think... 276 00:24:42,100 --> 00:24:43,860 you have real potential. 277 00:24:49,660 --> 00:24:51,240 You are the only one. 278 00:24:58,180 --> 00:25:01,810 But, er, sadly I lack one thing... 279 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,670 I will buy it for you. 280 00:25:04,220 --> 00:25:06,020 - Fame. - Oh. 281 00:25:06,050 --> 00:25:09,300 I... I cannot buy fame. 282 00:25:09,330 --> 00:25:10,850 You heard of me? 283 00:25:14,130 --> 00:25:15,990 Alex o' Nine Ribbons? 284 00:25:16,370 --> 00:25:18,270 Oh, yeah... Oh! 285 00:25:19,790 --> 00:25:20,860 No. 286 00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:23,900 But, but... save me 287 00:25:23,930 --> 00:25:25,930 from my empty existence 288 00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:29,590 and I will give you your dreams. 289 00:25:31,210 --> 00:25:33,600 Tell people of my name. 290 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,140 Gemini. 291 00:25:56,170 --> 00:25:57,380 The Man In The Iron Mask. 292 00:25:57,410 --> 00:25:58,590 Rhododendrons. 293 00:25:58,620 --> 00:25:59,790 Red. 294 00:25:59,830 --> 00:26:00,760 Being shot. 295 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:01,900 Hot dogs. 296 00:26:01,930 --> 00:26:03,830 Mushrooms. 297 00:26:04,900 --> 00:26:06,590 Mushrooms... 298 00:26:11,250 --> 00:26:13,260 Now my family jewels are gone, 299 00:26:13,290 --> 00:26:16,740 what will you wear to the ball, hm? Rags? 300 00:26:16,780 --> 00:26:18,640 Rosehips from the garden? 301 00:26:19,090 --> 00:26:20,920 This? 302 00:26:21,780 --> 00:26:23,680 I will catch the blaggard myself 303 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,860 and I will hang him from a noose in the garden! 304 00:26:25,890 --> 00:26:27,620 Now tell me his name. 305 00:26:27,650 --> 00:26:28,930 Tell me his name! 306 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:30,310 Alex O' Nine Ribbons. 307 00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:32,070 - Who the fuck is that? - Alex O' Nine Ribbons! 308 00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:33,660 You asked me his name! That's his name. 309 00:26:33,690 --> 00:26:34,730 I've never heard of him. 310 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,240 You'll never catch him! 311 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:39,900 He fled on a stallion as swift as midnight, over the seas to France. 312 00:26:39,940 --> 00:26:41,150 Lies! 313 00:26:42,980 --> 00:26:45,180 I don't fancy he'll steal old boots, 314 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:49,330 not now your pole hole has the Scotch pox. 315 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:54,780 Ooh! 316 00:26:56,260 --> 00:26:58,340 I have given away everything. 317 00:26:59,820 --> 00:27:01,240 My gems... 318 00:27:01,270 --> 00:27:02,310 my honour... 319 00:27:03,310 --> 00:27:05,270 and now even my mossy treasure has gone off. 320 00:27:06,690 --> 00:27:07,900 Bring me Geoffrey. 321 00:27:24,260 --> 00:27:25,740 He hates me as well! 322 00:27:27,850 --> 00:27:30,750 Mummy's just hurt... 323 00:27:33,990 --> 00:27:35,790 I have nothing left. 324 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:00,810 I've been here before... 325 00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:04,090 and will be again. 326 00:28:17,790 --> 00:28:19,280 Nothing that can't be fixed! 327 00:28:19,550 --> 00:28:20,730 Good as new. 328 00:28:51,930 --> 00:28:52,930 Another. 329 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:54,970 For the cat to eat. 330 00:28:56,140 --> 00:28:57,830 I'll eat that cat one day. 331 00:29:28,830 --> 00:29:30,040 Yeah... 332 00:30:20,190 --> 00:30:21,610 Is that gundiguts your husband? 333 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,200 He looks like bull beef. 334 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:26,650 Mushrooms? 335 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,440 I do not speak your language. 336 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,200 You kept my heart. 337 00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,100 - My heart! - Your husband will see me. 338 00:30:33,140 --> 00:30:34,930 Swing. Quickly! 339 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,110 You look like an arse. 340 00:30:42,390 --> 00:30:43,490 It's a heart. 341 00:30:43,980 --> 00:30:45,600 - Do you not like it? - No. 342 00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:48,500 I did what you asked. 343 00:30:48,530 --> 00:30:50,980 Your name is pon everyone's lips! 344 00:30:51,020 --> 00:30:53,050 - I leave for France. - Take me with you. 345 00:30:53,090 --> 00:30:54,430 You'd be too much weight. 346 00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:59,130 You steal my honour and my baubles, 347 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,130 but you are yet to steal me. 348 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,370 I owe you nothing. 349 00:31:02,410 --> 00:31:04,550 I be but a good, honest thief! 350 00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,100 I have changed your fortunes. 351 00:31:11,450 --> 00:31:13,180 Now you must change mine. 352 00:31:17,220 --> 00:31:18,980 I'm really sorry, I had no idea! 353 00:31:19,010 --> 00:31:20,910 I will hang him from a noose... 354 00:31:20,940 --> 00:31:22,390 and you... 355 00:31:22,430 --> 00:31:23,570 Poxy whore! 356 00:31:24,710 --> 00:31:26,090 You come here! 357 00:31:28,430 --> 00:31:30,370 Brute! 358 00:31:31,300 --> 00:31:32,990 Come. Here! 359 00:31:33,300 --> 00:31:35,410 Where's my hopes of a peerage now, hm? 360 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:38,170 Disappeared up your brown, madam, along with my honour! 361 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,270 Mangle riddled with rot like a frog's broom! 362 00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:47,940 Ah! 363 00:31:50,490 --> 00:31:52,320 You've taken my nose! 364 00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:00,430 I'll save you. 365 00:32:01,470 --> 00:32:02,500 Mushrooms. 366 00:32:03,990 --> 00:32:05,090 Scipio. 367 00:32:05,990 --> 00:32:08,270 I'm surrounded by thieves! 368 00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:10,370 I'll deal with you later. 369 00:32:10,650 --> 00:32:11,720 Aggie! 370 00:32:12,100 --> 00:32:14,070 I won't let you leave me! 371 00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:15,580 You said there was a way out. 372 00:32:15,620 --> 00:32:17,590 Yes. Death. Your death. 373 00:32:17,620 --> 00:32:19,100 But it's so final. 374 00:32:19,140 --> 00:32:20,380 Agnes! 375 00:32:20,420 --> 00:32:22,180 - Not necessarily. - Are you sure? 376 00:32:22,210 --> 00:32:23,520 What have you got to lose? 377 00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:24,560 I hope you're right. 378 00:32:30,250 --> 00:32:31,460 You slut! 379 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,990 I now know what a fool I was, 380 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,440 to trust my fortunes to such a... 381 00:32:42,020 --> 00:32:43,130 such a... 382 00:32:43,820 --> 00:32:45,610 fustiluggs mopsey! 383 00:32:51,100 --> 00:32:52,240 You can kill me. 384 00:32:56,350 --> 00:32:57,630 But I will return. 385 00:32:59,180 --> 00:33:00,770 I cannot tell you how I know... 386 00:33:02,670 --> 00:33:04,150 but I will come back. 387 00:33:08,190 --> 00:33:09,570 If you do... 388 00:33:10,190 --> 00:33:13,190 I will hunt you down till the end of time. 389 00:33:17,750 --> 00:33:19,100 Au revoir. 390 00:33:26,140 --> 00:33:28,210 You know I don't speak German. 391 00:33:35,110 --> 00:33:36,250 Romance is dead. 392 00:34:47,430 --> 00:34:49,120 Hyah! 393 00:34:57,370 --> 00:34:58,300 Sir... 394 00:35:01,890 --> 00:35:03,130 Sir! 395 00:35:05,340 --> 00:35:06,270 Hyah! 396 00:35:07,620 --> 00:35:08,520 Sir! 397 00:35:09,270 --> 00:35:10,550 Alex! 398 00:35:31,430 --> 00:35:34,850 ♪ Eye to eye stand winners and losers ♪ 399 00:35:36,370 --> 00:35:38,170 ♪ Hurt by envy 400 00:35:39,620 --> 00:35:41,270 ♪ Cut by greed 401 00:35:44,650 --> 00:35:48,310 ♪ Face to face with their own disillusions ♪ 402 00:35:49,900 --> 00:35:54,390 ♪ The scars of old romances still on their cheeks ♪ 403 00:35:56,700 --> 00:35:58,500 ♪ And when blow by blow 404 00:35:58,530 --> 00:36:01,670 ♪ The passion dies sweet little death ♪ 405 00:36:01,710 --> 00:36:03,540 ♪ Just have been lies 406 00:36:03,570 --> 00:36:06,680 ♪ Some memories of gone by time ♪ 407 00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:10,960 ♪ Would still recall the lies ♪ 408 00:36:10,990 --> 00:36:13,860 ♪ The first cut won't hurt at all ♪ 409 00:36:14,930 --> 00:36:16,580 I just feel like a new woman. 410 00:36:17,930 --> 00:36:20,170 Confess your sins to the Lord! 411 00:36:23,310 --> 00:36:24,940 ♪ The third will have you... 412 00:36:24,970 --> 00:36:25,970 Hey! 413 00:36:26,010 --> 00:36:27,770 A liberated woman. 414 00:36:30,250 --> 00:36:35,400 ♪ You start bleeding, I start screaming ♪ 415 00:36:36,980 --> 00:36:38,500 You're gonna love it here. 416 00:36:38,540 --> 00:36:40,610 ♪ The first cut won't hurt at all ♪ 417 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:47,610 ♪ The second only makes you wonder ♪ 418 00:36:49,690 --> 00:36:53,410 ♪ The third will have you on your knees ♪ 419 00:36:56,660 --> 00:37:03,250 ♪ You start bleeding, I start screaming ♪ 420 00:37:04,460 --> 00:37:07,570 ♪ The first cut won't hurt at all ♪ 421 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:12,780 ♪ The second only makes you... ♪ 422 00:37:12,810 --> 00:37:14,920 Who do you think you've been? 423 00:37:14,950 --> 00:37:16,610 Um, it's funny. 424 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,060 I get flashes of... 425 00:37:18,090 --> 00:37:19,270 Cleopatra. 426 00:37:19,300 --> 00:37:20,610 How did you know? 427 00:37:20,650 --> 00:37:22,060 A wild guess. 428 00:37:22,100 --> 00:37:23,750 So you have visions? 429 00:37:24,310 --> 00:37:26,830 Yes, I keep seeing, um... 430 00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:28,930 this man. 431 00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,420 It's like we're meant to be together, 432 00:37:31,450 --> 00:37:33,800 but we keep getting separated by... 433 00:37:33,830 --> 00:37:35,900 - By? - I don't know. 434 00:37:35,940 --> 00:37:37,040 Bad luck? 435 00:37:37,420 --> 00:37:38,730 If you are reincarnated, 436 00:37:38,770 --> 00:37:41,290 it's because there's something you're missing. 437 00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:42,390 - Missing? - Mm-hmm. 438 00:37:42,430 --> 00:37:44,840 Sometimes it takes several lifetimes, that's all. 439 00:37:45,530 --> 00:37:46,570 Ha! 440 00:37:47,780 --> 00:37:48,920 Look at that. 441 00:37:48,950 --> 00:37:50,300 The Fool. 442 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:52,710 What does it mean? 443 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,370 Now, look, I would love to hang around chatting, 444 00:37:58,410 --> 00:38:00,000 but I'm cooking a chicken, so... 445 00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:03,480 Here's the 300 dollars. 446 00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:05,380 - And, I just want to ask... - Keep going. 447 00:38:05,420 --> 00:38:07,900 Hang on a minute, erm, what about my missing part? 448 00:38:07,940 --> 00:38:08,970 How do I find it? 449 00:38:09,010 --> 00:38:11,110 It's like cooking a chicken, you can't rush it. 450 00:38:11,150 --> 00:38:13,390 You've got all of eternity, love. 451 00:38:14,770 --> 00:38:16,390 - That can't be it. - Uh! 452 00:38:16,700 --> 00:38:18,050 Keep your knickers on! 453 00:38:21,710 --> 00:38:23,300 I really don't want to... 454 00:38:24,020 --> 00:38:25,780 not for another hundred years. 455 00:38:25,820 --> 00:38:29,720 ♪ The first cut won't hurt at all ♪ 456 00:38:33,030 --> 00:38:36,690 ♪ The second only makes you wonder ♪ 457 00:38:38,620 --> 00:38:42,320 ♪ The third will have you on your knees ♪ 458 00:38:45,150 --> 00:38:46,560 You fuckin' bitch. 459 00:39:24,010 --> 00:39:27,670 ♪ I have some time for you 460 00:39:28,780 --> 00:39:31,570 ♪ It's a mystery 461 00:39:32,810 --> 00:39:36,440 ♪ Why we're torn in two 462 00:39:37,510 --> 00:39:39,790 - ♪ It's a mystery - New Romantic. 463 00:39:40,990 --> 00:39:43,030 I remember it the first time around. 464 00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:48,830 I will find you. 465 00:39:50,070 --> 00:39:53,900 ♪ Seems like eternity 466 00:39:54,900 --> 00:39:58,840 ♪ Just to be with you 467 00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:04,980 ♪ To be with you, oh! 468 00:40:05,190 --> 00:40:07,090 ♪ We play the game 469 00:40:07,570 --> 00:40:09,640 ♪ We dance the dance 470 00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:13,610 ♪ Just one more step in our romance ♪ 471 00:40:13,990 --> 00:40:15,720 ♪ We play the game 472 00:40:16,130 --> 00:40:18,200 ♪ We dance the dance 473 00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:20,550 ♪ I stole your heart 474 00:40:20,590 --> 00:40:22,550 ♪ You took the chance 475 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:24,520 ♪ 'Twas love and death 476 00:40:24,830 --> 00:40:26,420 ♪ At our first glance 477 00:40:27,070 --> 00:40:30,730 ♪ And even though we both must part... ♪ 478 00:40:31,010 --> 00:40:32,600 "Alex's fears and favourites. 479 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,570 "Greatest fear, being shot. 480 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,150 "My favourite food, hot dogs. 481 00:40:36,710 --> 00:40:37,980 "My most hated food... 482 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:42,780 "mushrooms." 483 00:40:48,610 --> 00:40:49,580 Alex! 484 00:40:51,690 --> 00:40:52,620 Alex! 485 00:40:53,170 --> 00:40:54,140 Alex? 486 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:55,900 Alex! 487 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:57,900 Alex! 488 00:41:01,140 --> 00:41:02,110 Alex! 489 00:41:03,590 --> 00:41:05,040 Oh! 490 00:41:18,130 --> 00:41:19,850 Have you got the time? 491 00:41:37,940 --> 00:41:39,110 Love is pain. 492 00:41:52,190 --> 00:41:54,130 Agnes? 493 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:56,510 Agnes! 494 00:42:00,820 --> 00:42:01,930 Agnes! 495 00:42:03,590 --> 00:42:05,240 I haven't seen you for ages. 496 00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:06,660 Where've you been? 497 00:42:06,690 --> 00:42:08,070 Oh, I've been... 498 00:42:10,630 --> 00:42:11,870 changing my fate. 499 00:42:11,900 --> 00:42:12,900 Really? 500 00:42:13,970 --> 00:42:15,670 Looks like you've just... 501 00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:17,180 I dunno, had a perm? 502 00:42:20,290 --> 00:42:22,710 D'you think it makes me look like Barry Gibb? 503 00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:24,850 I'm not sure who that is. 504 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:25,920 Aslan? 505 00:42:26,780 --> 00:42:27,990 No. 506 00:42:30,650 --> 00:42:31,960 The Cowardly Lion. 507 00:42:31,990 --> 00:42:34,270 Yeah. Makes you look like the Cowardly Lion. 508 00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:42,800 Do you think you'd recognise me? 509 00:42:43,210 --> 00:42:45,870 If you hadn't seen me for a really, really long time? 510 00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:47,870 Like 200 years? 511 00:42:48,980 --> 00:42:49,980 Come on. 512 00:42:50,940 --> 00:42:52,840 The sisterhood can carry on without me. 513 00:42:54,740 --> 00:42:56,150 What's happened to your legs? 514 00:42:56,190 --> 00:42:57,290 Aerobics. 515 00:42:57,850 --> 00:42:58,920 Right... 516 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,260 If you do it regularly enough, you ache all over. 517 00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:11,720 Court order? 518 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,930 Yeah, do you want some whisky? 519 00:43:13,970 --> 00:43:15,900 Um, no. 520 00:43:15,930 --> 00:43:17,180 Oh, um... 521 00:43:18,110 --> 00:43:20,320 I don't have it this week either, sorry. 522 00:43:26,700 --> 00:43:28,010 Be down in a minute. 523 00:43:28,700 --> 00:43:30,150 I'll be down in a minute. 524 00:43:36,780 --> 00:43:38,650 - Who was that? - That's my landlord. 525 00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:39,890 He's very friendly. 526 00:43:41,270 --> 00:43:42,370 Agnes... 527 00:43:44,310 --> 00:43:45,410 Agnes? 528 00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:51,310 Oh, my... it's like a serial killer's mood board. 529 00:43:54,070 --> 00:43:56,150 I thought you'd come here to find a man? 530 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,840 I did. This man. 531 00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,050 - Alex Phoenix? - Yeah. 532 00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:04,430 - The rock star? - Yeah. I'm in love with him. 533 00:44:05,810 --> 00:44:07,160 It's Alex Phoenix. 534 00:44:07,190 --> 00:44:09,430 Every woman in the world is in love with him. 535 00:44:09,470 --> 00:44:11,400 Well, it's hard to explain to a feminist. 536 00:44:12,230 --> 00:44:13,370 Agnes... 537 00:44:14,300 --> 00:44:17,030 life isn't a dress rehearsal! 538 00:44:17,060 --> 00:44:18,130 Isn't it? 539 00:44:18,510 --> 00:44:19,890 We've got history. 540 00:44:21,030 --> 00:44:22,280 You sound like a lunatic. 541 00:44:22,310 --> 00:44:23,830 I'm an incurable romantic. 542 00:44:23,860 --> 00:44:26,110 You're an incurable stalker! 543 00:44:26,140 --> 00:44:27,280 We're meant to be together. 544 00:44:28,450 --> 00:44:31,040 It's just that something always gets in the way, like... 545 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:32,910 the French Revolution. 546 00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:38,150 Have you ever felt like... 547 00:44:39,150 --> 00:44:40,470 you knew somebody? 548 00:44:41,740 --> 00:44:43,850 Down to every hair on their skin? 549 00:44:46,820 --> 00:44:48,470 Like you just knew them? 550 00:44:49,060 --> 00:44:50,370 And they knew you. 551 00:44:52,060 --> 00:44:54,960 And you were the only two people in the world who could understand each other? 552 00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:58,310 It's love, Meg. 553 00:44:58,790 --> 00:45:00,690 In its purest form. 554 00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:02,870 It's eternal. 555 00:45:07,150 --> 00:45:09,120 Do you believe in reincarnation? 556 00:45:10,390 --> 00:45:14,260 Er, I had regression therapy once. 557 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,850 There's a strong chance that I was... 558 00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:17,990 Cleopatra. 559 00:45:18,020 --> 00:45:19,300 Yeah, me too. 560 00:45:19,330 --> 00:45:21,230 We can't both have been Cleopatra. 561 00:45:21,270 --> 00:45:23,540 I don't know, there might have been some kind of 562 00:45:23,580 --> 00:45:25,030 timeshare arrangement. 563 00:45:25,060 --> 00:45:26,410 Look, you should see someone. 564 00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,270 Everyone in New York sees a shrink. 565 00:45:28,310 --> 00:45:30,070 It's practically the law. 566 00:45:30,340 --> 00:45:32,450 He sends me messages, Meg. 567 00:45:33,380 --> 00:45:35,380 This is making you unhappy. 568 00:45:35,420 --> 00:45:37,180 What, so I should just give him up? 569 00:45:37,420 --> 00:45:39,250 Have you been harassing him? 570 00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,150 You just don't understand love, Meg! 571 00:45:42,530 --> 00:45:44,940 Agnes, it is never going to happen! 572 00:45:49,910 --> 00:45:51,090 Agnes... 573 00:45:52,540 --> 00:45:54,090 I've been learning. 574 00:45:54,570 --> 00:45:59,750 It's the 20th century. There is another way. 575 00:46:05,270 --> 00:46:06,340 Oh... 576 00:46:07,100 --> 00:46:09,110 I'd rather be a slave than a lesbian. 577 00:46:16,980 --> 00:46:19,810 Well, don't expect any help from me. 578 00:46:20,220 --> 00:46:22,120 - Karma's a bitch. - So are you. 579 00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:36,410 I'm gonna make it real. 580 00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:37,570 - Dumb bitch, it's raining! - Sorry! 581 00:47:38,300 --> 00:47:39,300 Sorry! 582 00:47:53,140 --> 00:47:54,280 Alex! 583 00:47:55,450 --> 00:47:56,490 Alex! 584 00:47:57,250 --> 00:47:59,180 Alex! 585 00:48:08,980 --> 00:48:11,230 Alex! 586 00:48:11,260 --> 00:48:12,920 Love you! Love you! 587 00:48:19,130 --> 00:48:20,100 No! 588 00:48:24,590 --> 00:48:26,210 Let it go. 589 00:48:27,140 --> 00:48:28,520 Let it go. Let it go. 590 00:48:49,230 --> 00:48:51,130 Yes, I understand. 591 00:48:52,130 --> 00:48:53,300 OK. 592 00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:55,130 Very soon. 593 00:49:14,810 --> 00:49:16,050 Hey. 594 00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:19,230 Scipio Barnes. 595 00:49:19,260 --> 00:49:20,610 Alex's manager. 596 00:49:21,020 --> 00:49:24,200 Oh, I'm Agnes. From Poppers magazine. 597 00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:27,300 Thanks for agreeing to meet. 598 00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:33,760 I'm gonna put you out of your misery. 599 00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:36,240 - Oh dear. - I called Poppers 600 00:49:36,450 --> 00:49:38,350 and they've never even heard of you. 601 00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:41,150 But ten out of ten for effort. 602 00:49:41,180 --> 00:49:42,630 Let's see how you are at execution. 603 00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:44,800 What? 604 00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:47,080 "Blood alone moves the wheels of history." 605 00:49:49,220 --> 00:49:52,190 Pop music was reeling tonight, following the senseless killing 606 00:49:52,230 --> 00:49:53,680 of one of its brightest stars. 607 00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:56,680 The British rock star who is currently residing in New York 608 00:49:56,710 --> 00:49:58,780 was shot dead by a single bullet. 609 00:50:02,370 --> 00:50:04,310 The victim was taken to Roosevelt hospital 610 00:50:04,340 --> 00:50:05,720 where he was pronounced dead. 611 00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:08,070 Just to think that only a stone's throw away 612 00:50:08,100 --> 00:50:10,620 is Central Park Zoo where, as we speak, 613 00:50:11,110 --> 00:50:14,520 the baby gorillas and llamas are sleeping soundly 614 00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:18,290 unaware of the manmade mayhem just metres away. 615 00:50:19,740 --> 00:50:21,010 Not now... 616 00:50:21,770 --> 00:50:23,500 And if you've just joined us, 617 00:50:23,530 --> 00:50:26,400 the pop star John Lennon has been murdered. 618 00:50:26,430 --> 00:50:27,570 Oh! 619 00:50:27,610 --> 00:50:28,740 It's just John Lennon! 620 00:50:29,230 --> 00:50:31,300 It's OK, it's just John Lennon. 621 00:50:31,780 --> 00:50:33,610 False alarm. Nothing to worry about. 622 00:50:33,650 --> 00:50:36,100 But hey, now his record's gonna sell. 623 00:50:36,650 --> 00:50:37,720 Is it? 624 00:50:38,310 --> 00:50:39,790 Lennon was famous, 625 00:50:40,380 --> 00:50:42,450 but now? He's immortal. 626 00:50:43,350 --> 00:50:44,550 You know this guy? 627 00:50:49,460 --> 00:50:50,530 No. 628 00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:53,150 I don't know him from Adam. 629 00:50:53,180 --> 00:50:56,670 Excuse me? Would you give this gentleman my pastrami sandwich? Thank you. 630 00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:59,260 Now, observe. 631 00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:03,810 This mongrel was once king of the world. 632 00:51:05,710 --> 00:51:08,680 Now he's just some sad, stinking loser. 633 00:51:09,580 --> 00:51:13,310 Something or someone destroyed him. 634 00:51:14,890 --> 00:51:16,480 What do you mean by that? 635 00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:19,170 Every dog has his day. 636 00:51:20,690 --> 00:51:22,560 Maybe one day, I won't be 637 00:51:22,590 --> 00:51:26,600 some stupid, limey motherfucker's personal ass rag. 638 00:51:27,150 --> 00:51:29,770 Finessing their day, taking no credit, 639 00:51:29,810 --> 00:51:31,600 writing the goddamn songs, 640 00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:35,160 fantasising about, can you choke a man on his own sick? 641 00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:36,850 You think it's possible? 642 00:51:37,540 --> 00:51:38,710 Are you talking about Alex? 643 00:51:38,750 --> 00:51:41,540 Yes, I'm talking about... Alex! 644 00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,680 That man is arrogant, vain, 645 00:51:44,860 --> 00:51:46,650 he's a fraud and a thief. 646 00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,270 He'll probably try and sleep with you after five minutes. 647 00:51:52,450 --> 00:51:53,590 Oh, I'm sorry. 648 00:51:54,310 --> 00:51:55,900 You're a fan. 649 00:51:55,940 --> 00:51:57,320 No. 650 00:51:57,350 --> 00:51:58,560 No! 651 00:51:58,900 --> 00:52:00,110 No. 652 00:52:00,630 --> 00:52:02,770 No, no, no... 653 00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:03,810 No. 654 00:52:04,250 --> 00:52:05,220 No. 655 00:52:06,260 --> 00:52:07,220 No. 656 00:52:09,290 --> 00:52:10,470 No. No. 657 00:52:11,570 --> 00:52:12,470 No. 658 00:52:13,230 --> 00:52:14,680 I think, um... 659 00:52:14,710 --> 00:52:16,130 I think he's a... 660 00:52:16,890 --> 00:52:17,920 a wanker. 661 00:52:19,790 --> 00:52:21,820 Well, feel free to assassinate him. 662 00:52:21,860 --> 00:52:22,930 What? 663 00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:24,210 In the piece. 664 00:52:25,450 --> 00:52:27,210 He could probably do with being taken down a peg or two. 665 00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:28,760 Here. 666 00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:32,630 Backstage passes? 667 00:52:32,660 --> 00:52:34,460 Best place to make 'em. 668 00:52:35,250 --> 00:52:36,460 Don't fuck it up. 669 00:52:38,700 --> 00:52:40,220 What if I can't help it? 670 00:52:41,430 --> 00:52:43,190 There's a first time for everyone. 671 00:52:45,780 --> 00:52:46,950 And a second. 672 00:52:47,570 --> 00:52:48,640 And a third. 673 00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:52,160 Crazy lady. 674 00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:57,450 I'm really... just quite boringly normal. 675 00:53:08,530 --> 00:53:09,910 You crazy lady. 676 00:53:33,580 --> 00:53:34,860 Oh, my God! 677 00:53:36,730 --> 00:53:38,520 Ah! 678 00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:39,830 For the last time, 679 00:53:39,870 --> 00:53:41,830 I don't have your fucking poodle! 680 00:53:41,870 --> 00:53:43,590 - I'm doomed! - Oh. 681 00:53:44,490 --> 00:53:45,460 It's you. 682 00:53:45,490 --> 00:53:46,530 Doomed! 683 00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:47,560 Yeah. 684 00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:49,770 I never get him! I die! 685 00:53:50,430 --> 00:53:51,710 Every time! 686 00:53:52,670 --> 00:53:54,300 I meet my soulmate... 687 00:53:55,050 --> 00:53:56,540 I save his life. 688 00:53:57,470 --> 00:53:58,710 Then my head comes off. 689 00:53:59,610 --> 00:54:00,890 It's very painful! 690 00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:02,750 And the blood! 691 00:54:02,790 --> 00:54:05,310 I know, it's a mess. Ugh! 692 00:54:05,340 --> 00:54:06,690 Why didn't you tell me? 693 00:54:06,720 --> 00:54:09,590 Well, I thought you'd find out, you know, in your own time. 694 00:54:09,620 --> 00:54:10,860 You're supposed to help me! 695 00:54:10,900 --> 00:54:12,800 I'm not Glinda the fucking Good, honey. 696 00:54:12,830 --> 00:54:15,760 Why can't I love him without dying? 697 00:54:16,730 --> 00:54:18,770 You don't have to save him, honey. 698 00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:20,870 I would rather die than live without him! 699 00:54:20,910 --> 00:54:23,430 Fine, carry on then. 700 00:54:23,460 --> 00:54:24,570 W-wait! 701 00:54:25,710 --> 00:54:27,260 What do I have to do? 702 00:54:30,430 --> 00:54:31,680 To live. 703 00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:33,330 To live? 704 00:54:33,780 --> 00:54:35,470 Make him kiss me, or... 705 00:54:36,850 --> 00:54:37,960 Anything else? 706 00:54:37,990 --> 00:54:40,440 Look, love. You die... 707 00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,790 so he doesn't have to. 708 00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:45,620 Maybe it's time to turn the tables. 709 00:54:48,110 --> 00:54:50,010 Fuck! 710 00:54:57,700 --> 00:54:59,570 Maybe you are crazy. 711 00:55:04,810 --> 00:55:06,130 Gemini. Rhododendrons. 712 00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:08,850 Hot dogs. Being shot. Mushrooms. 713 00:55:21,900 --> 00:55:23,110 I'm coming. 714 00:55:31,430 --> 00:55:34,570 ♪ Sovay, Sovay all on a day 715 00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:37,610 ♪ She dressed herself in man's array ♪ 716 00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:40,780 ♪ As she puts her pistols all by her side ♪ 717 00:55:40,820 --> 00:55:42,400 ♪ To meet her true love 718 00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:45,820 ♪ To meet her true love away she rides ♪ 719 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,480 Streaker. 720 00:55:55,490 --> 00:55:57,630 Just a few beans, as are my dues 721 00:55:57,660 --> 00:55:59,870 from a flashman goatish jackanapes. 722 00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:26,930 ♪ I have such time for you 723 00:56:27,970 --> 00:56:30,900 ♪ It's a mystery 724 00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:35,660 ♪ Why we're torn in two 725 00:56:36,660 --> 00:56:39,460 ♪ It's a history 726 00:56:40,810 --> 00:56:44,640 ♪ I can see it now 727 00:56:45,020 --> 00:56:48,750 ♪ A heart split in two 728 00:56:49,260 --> 00:56:52,990 ♪ Seems like eternity 729 00:56:54,060 --> 00:56:58,440 ♪ Just to be with you 730 00:56:59,030 --> 00:57:04,490 ♪ To be with you, oh! 731 00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:06,560 ♪ We play the game 732 00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:08,870 ♪ We dance the dance 733 00:57:08,900 --> 00:57:12,840 ♪ Just one more step in our romance ♪ 734 00:57:13,150 --> 00:57:15,220 ♪ We play the game 735 00:57:15,250 --> 00:57:17,500 ♪ We dance the dance 736 00:57:17,530 --> 00:57:19,780 ♪ I stole your heart 737 00:57:19,810 --> 00:57:21,920 ♪ You took the chance 738 00:57:21,950 --> 00:57:24,020 ♪ 'Twas love and death 739 00:57:24,060 --> 00:57:25,850 ♪ At our first glance 740 00:57:26,300 --> 00:57:30,130 ♪ And even though we both must part ♪ 741 00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:36,720 ♪ I'll live on in your eternal heart ♪ 742 00:57:38,590 --> 00:57:40,590 ♪ Why do you run? 743 00:57:40,620 --> 00:57:42,700 ♪ Why do you hide? 744 00:57:42,730 --> 00:57:46,110 ♪ Our eternal flame can't be denied ♪ 745 00:57:46,150 --> 00:57:50,630 ♪ Come with me 746 00:58:34,330 --> 00:58:36,510 Oh... 747 00:58:50,900 --> 00:58:52,800 Yeah, come in. 748 00:58:57,250 --> 00:58:58,560 I had bad korma. 749 00:59:00,050 --> 00:59:01,570 Karma? 750 00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:03,190 No. Korma. 751 00:59:03,220 --> 00:59:05,710 Prawn korma. Been shittin' all day. 752 00:59:10,330 --> 00:59:11,960 I've been waiting a long time. 753 00:59:11,990 --> 00:59:13,610 Yeah, well, I'm sorry about that 754 00:59:13,650 --> 00:59:15,890 but I've been jamming with Iggy Poop, 755 00:59:15,930 --> 00:59:17,100 know what I mean? 756 00:59:18,030 --> 00:59:19,590 Look, do you want a drink? 757 00:59:19,620 --> 00:59:20,790 Hot dog! 758 00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:22,690 Your favourite food. 759 00:59:22,730 --> 00:59:25,000 According to Poppers July issue 1980. 760 00:59:26,700 --> 00:59:28,010 I don't write that shit. 761 00:59:28,660 --> 00:59:30,290 Scipio does. My manager. 762 00:59:30,870 --> 00:59:32,250 Can we make this brief? 763 00:59:32,290 --> 00:59:34,910 I've got the rest of my life to get on with. 764 00:59:36,780 --> 00:59:38,090 Do you recognise me? 765 00:59:43,300 --> 00:59:44,750 Are you, um... 766 00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:47,230 Did you... 767 00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:49,860 Were you... 768 00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:53,690 No. 769 00:59:54,930 --> 00:59:56,730 I-I've got a terrible memory. 770 00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:59,800 You know, for faces and names and events. 771 00:59:59,830 --> 01:00:01,900 I don't even remember what I did last night. 772 01:00:05,110 --> 01:00:06,600 We've met before. 773 01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:08,390 In past lives. 774 01:00:09,670 --> 01:00:10,740 Is this a joke? 775 01:00:13,090 --> 01:00:15,640 We met in Scotland in the 1600s. 776 01:00:16,330 --> 01:00:18,090 You were an illegal preacher. 777 01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:21,270 I saved you from death, but then I died. 778 01:00:21,300 --> 01:00:23,440 Then we met again in 1793, 779 01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:25,650 but we were thwarted by my husband. 780 01:00:25,690 --> 01:00:27,860 And I got syphilis, which was off-putting. 781 01:00:27,900 --> 01:00:30,140 Then I saw you again in Victorian times. 782 01:00:30,170 --> 01:00:33,210 I chased after you, but my head got squashed off by a carriage. 783 01:00:33,250 --> 01:00:35,140 Then there's some stuff about Cleopatra. 784 01:00:35,180 --> 01:00:38,220 But fate keeps on throwing us together. 785 01:00:38,770 --> 01:00:40,150 Is this ringing any bells? 786 01:00:42,220 --> 01:00:43,260 No. 787 01:00:44,150 --> 01:00:45,290 Alex... 788 01:00:46,850 --> 01:00:48,670 you're the love of my lives. 789 01:00:49,950 --> 01:00:51,920 You're the one that's been sending me letters. 790 01:00:51,950 --> 01:00:54,300 It's been five minutes, you can have sex with me now if you want? 791 01:00:54,340 --> 01:00:56,060 The police told you to stay away. 792 01:00:56,100 --> 01:00:57,960 We're meant to be together. 793 01:00:57,990 --> 01:00:59,890 I don't know what more I can say. 794 01:01:03,170 --> 01:01:04,170 Mushrooms. 795 01:01:18,150 --> 01:01:21,290 You're suffering from a condition called erotomania. 796 01:01:23,540 --> 01:01:26,330 You think I'm sending you messages in my songs 797 01:01:26,780 --> 01:01:27,990 but I'm not. 798 01:01:29,780 --> 01:01:31,100 You're my stalker. 799 01:01:32,890 --> 01:01:34,240 It's all in your head. 800 01:01:34,890 --> 01:01:37,000 - It's all in your head. - It's all in your head. 801 01:01:37,030 --> 01:01:39,000 - It's all in your head. - It's all in your head. 802 01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:42,040 - It's all in your head. - It's all in your head... 803 01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:47,770 You always say that. 804 01:01:51,220 --> 01:01:52,260 This... 805 01:01:53,950 --> 01:01:55,120 This is proof. 806 01:01:55,150 --> 01:01:57,160 These are just fantasies, Agnes. 807 01:01:57,540 --> 01:01:59,160 I'm not who you think I am. 808 01:01:59,540 --> 01:02:01,060 I wish I was. 809 01:02:01,090 --> 01:02:02,820 But my records are down. 810 01:02:02,850 --> 01:02:04,790 I'm a failure, a piece of shit. 811 01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:06,200 Forgettable. 812 01:02:07,580 --> 01:02:09,240 I wish I could forget you. 813 01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:13,000 You never give up, do you? 814 01:02:14,140 --> 01:02:15,280 Amazing. 815 01:02:24,050 --> 01:02:25,500 Maybe you're the headline 816 01:02:25,980 --> 01:02:27,430 and I'm just the footnote. 817 01:02:27,810 --> 01:02:29,150 You're a god. 818 01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:31,780 Why do you let me live in your head? 819 01:02:31,810 --> 01:02:34,090 Is this my only shot at immortality? 820 01:02:35,190 --> 01:02:41,130 In the obsessive mind of one sad, aging groupie? 821 01:02:42,310 --> 01:02:43,440 Oh, shit. 822 01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:46,830 My career's over. 823 01:02:47,830 --> 01:02:49,450 You're just in denial. 824 01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:50,830 Oh, shit. Scipio! 825 01:02:51,380 --> 01:02:53,560 Blood alone moves the wheels of history. 826 01:02:53,590 --> 01:02:54,800 Scipio! 827 01:02:55,080 --> 01:02:56,220 Fuck... please. 828 01:02:56,250 --> 01:02:57,980 God, I don't want to die! 829 01:02:58,010 --> 01:03:00,360 Neither do I, but it is kind of your turn. 830 01:03:01,150 --> 01:03:02,980 Plus it doesn't hurt that much. 831 01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:06,020 That's a lie. It does really, really hurt. 832 01:03:06,330 --> 01:03:07,810 But you'll get over it. 833 01:03:07,850 --> 01:03:09,400 Scipio! Get the fuck in here! 834 01:03:12,060 --> 01:03:14,030 Letting this mad bitch into my dressing room! 835 01:03:14,060 --> 01:03:15,410 Are you trying to get me killed? 836 01:03:19,170 --> 01:03:20,580 Are you trying to get me killed? 837 01:03:21,550 --> 01:03:23,860 Nah, your career's on the downturn. 838 01:03:24,140 --> 01:03:27,180 Another two years, you'll be forming Phantom Postcard. 839 01:03:28,250 --> 01:03:30,320 - Who the fuck are they? - Exactly. 840 01:03:30,490 --> 01:03:31,460 What? 841 01:03:32,010 --> 01:03:33,530 Fuck you, you cunt! 842 01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:34,910 I'm on the up! 843 01:03:36,010 --> 01:03:37,150 Agnes. 844 01:03:37,950 --> 01:03:39,600 If you really love him, 845 01:03:40,050 --> 01:03:41,880 make him immortal. 846 01:03:44,470 --> 01:03:46,510 You're a revolutionary. 847 01:04:02,070 --> 01:04:03,080 No. 848 01:04:03,490 --> 01:04:05,250 I'm just a fan. 849 01:04:09,220 --> 01:04:11,260 Would you mind, um... 850 01:04:11,980 --> 01:04:13,400 signing this? 851 01:04:13,430 --> 01:04:14,570 Um... 852 01:04:15,470 --> 01:04:17,850 and, yeah, I've got a pen as well. 853 01:04:18,090 --> 01:04:21,400 If you could write, "To Agnes, 854 01:04:21,710 --> 01:04:23,230 "my greatest fan," 855 01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:27,650 um, "Love forever, Alex." 856 01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:30,280 And just put a kiss there. 857 01:04:33,310 --> 01:04:35,520 Thank you. You can keep the pen. 858 01:05:03,100 --> 01:05:05,000 I'm the one chasing him. 859 01:05:06,410 --> 01:05:08,110 I'm always chasing him. 860 01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:10,690 Through time... 861 01:05:13,530 --> 01:05:17,010 I... do... not... want... thee. 862 01:05:59,020 --> 01:06:00,470 He's Beauty... 863 01:06:01,780 --> 01:06:03,330 and I'm the Beast. 864 01:06:05,340 --> 01:06:06,720 - Limerence. - Bless you. 865 01:06:06,750 --> 01:06:08,680 Beautiful word, isn't it? 866 01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:10,310 A state of infatuation 867 01:06:10,340 --> 01:06:13,520 where intrusive fantasies cannibalise the mind. 868 01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:16,070 And that's what I've had? 869 01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:18,070 I'd say so. 870 01:06:19,210 --> 01:06:21,770 Since you first clapped eyes on your... rock star. 871 01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:23,420 Chartbreakers. 872 01:06:24,390 --> 01:06:26,080 I remember it vividly. 873 01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:30,050 You started to believe he was singing to you. Only to you. 874 01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:34,710 And then you began to expand the fantasy beyond that frame 875 01:06:34,740 --> 01:06:36,330 and into other scenarios. 876 01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:40,610 It was historical fantasies. 877 01:06:40,850 --> 01:06:42,200 Ideas I got... 878 01:06:42,230 --> 01:06:45,130 From films, books, music videos? 879 01:06:45,170 --> 01:06:48,410 I'm sure many of them were far-fetched? Silly? 880 01:06:48,450 --> 01:06:49,790 They were beautiful. 881 01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:54,010 Well... 882 01:06:55,180 --> 01:06:56,460 They were mine. 883 01:06:56,490 --> 01:06:59,040 You formed dreams to protect yourself 884 01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:01,560 then chose someone who would never love you 885 01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:03,570 so you could stay in them. 886 01:07:06,710 --> 01:07:07,740 Fuck. 887 01:07:10,500 --> 01:07:12,710 It felt so real. 888 01:07:12,750 --> 01:07:14,400 It was all you, Agnes! 889 01:07:17,100 --> 01:07:18,680 - What a twat. - Yes! 890 01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:19,750 But... 891 01:07:19,790 --> 01:07:22,650 you didn't die this time, did you? You lived! 892 01:07:24,790 --> 01:07:25,900 Some life. 893 01:07:25,930 --> 01:07:29,830 Yes, life is drab and difficult and disappointing. 894 01:07:30,390 --> 01:07:31,730 But it's real. 895 01:07:37,530 --> 01:07:38,640 Can I wake up now? 896 01:07:38,670 --> 01:07:41,090 Yes. You can wake up, Agnes. 897 01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:43,540 The dream is over. 898 01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:45,780 Help yourself to cookies! 899 01:07:56,240 --> 01:07:57,450 Projection! 900 01:07:57,720 --> 01:08:00,490 We often pursue people who hate us 901 01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:02,310 because we hate ourselves. 902 01:08:02,350 --> 01:08:05,320 When the best you can hope for is someone with his own teeth 903 01:08:05,350 --> 01:08:06,910 and a driving licence. 904 01:08:06,940 --> 01:08:08,420 That's the end for today. 905 01:08:08,460 --> 01:08:10,560 Please, please... 906 01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:14,780 stack the chairs like considerate, normal human beings. 907 01:08:16,230 --> 01:08:18,300 I can smell fish, can you smell fish? 908 01:08:42,630 --> 01:08:44,630 Find your fortune. 909 01:09:11,690 --> 01:09:15,220 - I'm so embarrassed, Meg. - Agnes, it's OK to have dreams! 910 01:09:15,250 --> 01:09:16,700 That's who you are. 911 01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:19,740 Take away the fantasies, you've just got a madwoman 912 01:09:19,770 --> 01:09:21,880 who's unemployed and in a mountain of debt. 913 01:09:21,910 --> 01:09:23,430 What about reincarnation? 914 01:09:23,460 --> 01:09:26,160 I was never Cleopatra. I wish I was. 915 01:09:27,020 --> 01:09:28,500 That's sad. 916 01:09:28,540 --> 01:09:29,780 Is it? 917 01:09:29,820 --> 01:09:30,920 It's living. 918 01:09:32,300 --> 01:09:34,440 I'd love it if there was some... 919 01:09:34,480 --> 01:09:37,310 divine benevolent force of eternal love 920 01:09:37,340 --> 01:09:38,550 in the universe, 921 01:09:38,890 --> 01:09:41,830 ready to engulf me in its protective glow. 922 01:09:42,030 --> 01:09:44,210 But I suspect there's just shitting and dying 923 01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:45,690 and not much else. 924 01:09:45,730 --> 01:09:47,180 Make the best of it. 925 01:09:48,870 --> 01:09:50,600 - How's Alex... - Shh! 926 01:09:50,630 --> 01:09:53,940 I'm not supposed to mention his name, I'm on a detox. 927 01:09:53,980 --> 01:09:54,980 Oh, OK. 928 01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:59,020 I mean, it never would've worked out. 929 01:09:59,050 --> 01:10:00,740 There was no spark. 930 01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:02,570 He got a restraining order? 931 01:10:02,610 --> 01:10:04,890 Yeah, technically, there is that as well. 932 01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:07,200 But I will always love him, Meg. 933 01:10:08,680 --> 01:10:10,680 There's nothing I can do about it. 934 01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:12,480 He lives immortal in my head. 935 01:10:13,510 --> 01:10:15,410 It's the least I can do for him. 936 01:10:16,380 --> 01:10:18,590 I set the canary free though. 937 01:10:19,590 --> 01:10:20,630 - You did? - Yeah. 938 01:10:20,660 --> 01:10:23,770 Oh, no, no. Canaries can't survive in the wild. 939 01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:25,700 They starve, or get eaten. 940 01:10:29,010 --> 01:10:30,290 Oh, God. 941 01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:32,530 Oh, no. 942 01:10:32,910 --> 01:10:34,260 Uh, Agnes? 943 01:10:35,540 --> 01:10:37,880 Listen, there's something I've been meaning to tell you... 944 01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:38,950 Meg. 945 01:10:40,750 --> 01:10:43,960 You're the only person who ever cares, and... 946 01:10:44,680 --> 01:10:46,380 I always push you away. 947 01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:49,380 But I've broken the cycle. 948 01:10:49,410 --> 01:10:51,830 I know, but you can get another one. 949 01:10:51,860 --> 01:10:53,520 I'm getting married. 950 01:10:55,970 --> 01:10:57,040 What? 951 01:10:57,080 --> 01:10:58,320 Who to? 952 01:10:59,350 --> 01:11:00,980 He saved my life, Meg. 953 01:11:03,700 --> 01:11:04,740 Do you love him? 954 01:11:05,980 --> 01:11:08,500 He's got his own teeth and a driving licence. 955 01:11:08,980 --> 01:11:11,090 And he never leaves me alone! 956 01:11:11,120 --> 01:11:12,920 That's not love, Agnes. 957 01:11:16,470 --> 01:11:17,960 You only live once, Meg. 958 01:11:23,100 --> 01:11:24,690 Hey! Hi! 959 01:11:24,970 --> 01:11:26,900 There he is! Come and meet him. 960 01:11:29,690 --> 01:11:31,490 This is my fiancé. 961 01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:33,010 - Aww. - This is Meg! 962 01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:34,560 Hey, Meg. Aww! 963 01:11:34,940 --> 01:11:37,530 She's mine now. 964 01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:39,290 Aww. Ooh, watch out. 965 01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:40,570 Oh. 966 01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:42,430 I'm sorry... 967 01:11:42,810 --> 01:11:44,990 I'll get more on you! 968 01:11:45,370 --> 01:11:47,130 Hey! Don't you dare! 969 01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:48,780 Don't you fucking dare. 970 01:12:13,840 --> 01:12:16,430 Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today 971 01:12:16,470 --> 01:12:19,120 to witness the union of this man 972 01:12:19,810 --> 01:12:22,780 and this woman. 973 01:12:23,750 --> 01:12:26,480 George and Agnes 974 01:12:26,510 --> 01:12:29,130 will be joined in holy matrimony. 975 01:12:41,140 --> 01:12:44,040 She is reborn! 976 01:12:46,080 --> 01:12:49,120 As good as new. 977 01:12:49,770 --> 01:12:50,910 Magic! 978 01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:00,790 Oh! 979 01:13:03,240 --> 01:13:04,750 Delicious! 980 01:13:07,960 --> 01:13:10,660 And now, for my next trick... 981 01:13:19,220 --> 01:13:21,180 The Wheel of Doom! 982 01:13:45,110 --> 01:13:47,520 You fustiluggs mopsey... 983 01:13:52,250 --> 01:13:53,460 'Ere! 984 01:13:53,490 --> 01:13:54,560 Agnes! 985 01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:00,190 She survived. 986 01:14:03,260 --> 01:14:04,500 Agnes. 987 01:14:06,260 --> 01:14:07,230 Hey. 988 01:14:07,990 --> 01:14:09,200 I'm sorry, George. 989 01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:17,140 Agnes. 990 01:14:17,170 --> 01:14:18,170 Agnes! 991 01:14:18,590 --> 01:14:19,660 Agnes! 992 01:14:20,280 --> 01:14:21,590 My God... 993 01:14:21,620 --> 01:14:22,870 I've gotta get out of here. 994 01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:24,560 Where's the door? 995 01:14:31,190 --> 01:14:32,190 George... 996 01:14:34,290 --> 01:14:35,880 you don't have to do this. 997 01:14:37,710 --> 01:14:39,190 I kinda do. 998 01:14:39,230 --> 01:14:40,750 I don't know why. 999 01:14:41,640 --> 01:14:43,090 Till death do us part! 1000 01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:56,730 No one ever asks me what I want. 1001 01:14:56,760 --> 01:14:58,870 Maybe I want to be a better, more caring person 1002 01:14:58,900 --> 01:15:01,180 but no one ever takes the time! 1003 01:15:03,740 --> 01:15:04,810 Stop it! 1004 01:15:08,150 --> 01:15:10,020 What? 1005 01:15:12,090 --> 01:15:13,990 I just want freedom, George. 1006 01:15:14,260 --> 01:15:15,710 To be who I want to be. 1007 01:15:16,020 --> 01:15:18,230 And I want you to be who you want to be. 1008 01:15:18,890 --> 01:15:21,620 Please, let me go. 1009 01:15:26,660 --> 01:15:27,730 OK. 1010 01:15:30,070 --> 01:15:31,110 OK. 1011 01:15:36,290 --> 01:15:37,910 Can I have this one? 1012 01:15:37,940 --> 01:15:39,050 - OK. - OK. 1013 01:15:40,700 --> 01:15:41,840 I love you. 1014 01:15:47,330 --> 01:15:48,640 Agnes? 1015 01:15:51,780 --> 01:15:52,850 Agnes? 1016 01:15:53,300 --> 01:15:54,820 Say you believe. 1017 01:15:56,030 --> 01:15:57,310 In what? 1018 01:15:57,340 --> 01:15:58,930 In reincarnation. 1019 01:16:01,620 --> 01:16:02,830 I believe. 1020 01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:05,110 Then I'll see you again. 1021 01:17:35,200 --> 01:17:36,750 Oh! 1022 01:17:37,820 --> 01:17:38,820 Oh... 1023 01:17:39,370 --> 01:17:41,070 Fucking hell, don't do that. 1024 01:17:41,790 --> 01:17:43,000 Sorry. 1025 01:17:51,970 --> 01:17:53,250 Look at this. 1026 01:17:54,840 --> 01:17:55,870 Look at that. 1027 01:17:56,320 --> 01:17:58,050 - Aww! - That's you. 1028 01:17:58,430 --> 01:18:00,770 Oh, you did that? Aww. 1029 01:18:00,810 --> 01:18:01,880 Good, aren't I? 1030 01:18:01,910 --> 01:18:04,050 Yeah, you're an amazing... artist. 1031 01:18:04,090 --> 01:18:05,190 Thank you. 1032 01:18:13,440 --> 01:18:14,790 Am I dying? 1033 01:18:16,340 --> 01:18:17,380 Well... 1034 01:18:18,520 --> 01:18:20,170 either your cells are switching off, one by one... 1035 01:18:21,310 --> 01:18:24,180 ...and this is one final, thrilling hallucination 1036 01:18:24,210 --> 01:18:25,180 or... 1037 01:18:25,940 --> 01:18:28,420 reincarnation is real. 1038 01:18:29,080 --> 01:18:31,870 Your fantasies are real. 1039 01:18:32,500 --> 01:18:33,880 Either way... 1040 01:18:33,910 --> 01:18:35,430 that was your last life. 1041 01:18:36,220 --> 01:18:37,400 That's it. 1042 01:18:41,570 --> 01:18:42,950 Come on. 1043 01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:47,410 Where are we going? 1044 01:18:47,440 --> 01:18:50,510 You are going to merge into the consciousness. 1045 01:18:50,550 --> 01:18:53,450 Love. Acceptance. You're gonna love it. 1046 01:18:53,480 --> 01:18:55,210 - It's what you wanted. - Uh, no. 1047 01:18:55,240 --> 01:18:56,550 I... hang on. 1048 01:18:56,590 --> 01:19:00,010 I was chasing Alex because he had something 1049 01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:01,460 that I wanted. 1050 01:19:01,490 --> 01:19:02,970 That I needed. 1051 01:19:03,350 --> 01:19:05,390 I have ambitions, you know. 1052 01:19:05,430 --> 01:19:08,220 Me. Dreams. Like everyone else. 1053 01:19:08,260 --> 01:19:11,260 Yeah, but he... 1054 01:19:11,600 --> 01:19:14,540 was my god. 1055 01:19:17,510 --> 01:19:18,750 This... 1056 01:19:19,540 --> 01:19:20,820 I... I can't. 1057 01:19:20,850 --> 01:19:24,310 I'm just here, doing this menial... 1058 01:19:25,100 --> 01:19:26,860 stuff, it's humiliating. 1059 01:19:27,340 --> 01:19:29,240 So rebel against it. 1060 01:19:30,280 --> 01:19:31,520 What? 1061 01:19:33,110 --> 01:19:34,870 I'm my own god. 1062 01:19:35,590 --> 01:19:36,560 Agnes. 1063 01:19:38,840 --> 01:19:40,490 - I'm a revolutionary. - Agnes. 1064 01:19:41,530 --> 01:19:42,810 Agnes! 1065 01:19:44,950 --> 01:19:46,500 Agnes! 1066 01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:56,890 I know what I have to do. 1067 01:20:14,150 --> 01:20:16,320 You're breaking my heart, you fuckers. 1068 01:20:24,160 --> 01:20:25,400 Loser! 1069 01:20:27,370 --> 01:20:28,470 Alex. 1070 01:20:38,450 --> 01:20:40,380 I'm gonna set us free. 1071 01:21:20,040 --> 01:21:21,150 It's time. 1072 01:21:54,590 --> 01:21:58,360 ♪ I've searched time for you 1073 01:21:59,150 --> 01:22:02,220 ♪ It's a mystery 1074 01:22:03,150 --> 01:22:07,710 ♪ Why we're torn in two 1075 01:22:07,750 --> 01:22:10,640 ♪ It's our history 1076 01:22:11,750 --> 01:22:16,170 ♪ I can see it now 1077 01:22:16,440 --> 01:22:19,650 ♪ A heart split in two 1078 01:22:20,410 --> 01:22:24,420 ♪ Seems like eternity 1079 01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:28,490 ♪ Just to be with you 1080 01:22:31,010 --> 01:22:33,050 ♪ And even though 1081 01:22:33,080 --> 01:22:35,260 ♪ We both must part 1082 01:22:35,290 --> 01:22:39,430 ♪ I'll live on in your eternal heart ♪ 1083 01:23:14,190 --> 01:23:15,990 I love you.